Check out our awesome collection of PIRATE BRAND approved Pirate Toys!

PIRATE

DEVIL DUCK

$5.00

 

PIRATE

BAND AIDS

$5.00

 

PIRATE

BENDY TOY

$6.00

 

PIRATE

FLYING

KITE

$10.00

 

PIRATE

AIR FRESHENER

2/$5.00

 

 
 
Take me back won't you, I will change my ways No, really, it's ok. We can all hold the torch all the time. Once in a while, you have to realize that somethings are not going to be changed anytime soon and if you are every going to get a chance to play with these fine pirate toys, you better act now before you grow to old and distracted and leave it all behind. We are all about having pride in America and trying to keep things manufactured here in the country. However, the winds of change have moved the production of items like this to China. It's tough, these changes have had devastating effects on our fellow Americans. With the US dollar in a free fall, there may come the day when these items are made over here again and we will be the first site on the internet to support any pirate toy manufacturer. Until then, enjoy the fruits of Chinese labor and think of us the next time you are standing in the buffet line and wondering if this is really what Chinese people eat. We are all about having pride in America and trying to keep things manufactured here in the country. However, the winds of change have moved the production of items like this to China. It's tough, these changes have had devastating effects on our fellow Americans. With the US dollar in a free fall, there may come the day when these items are made over here again and we will be the first site on the internet to support any pirate toy manufacturer. Until then, enjoy the fruits of Chinese labor and think of us the next time you are standing in the buffet line and wondering if this is really what Chinese people eat. Oh, I stink not! My mom used these as recent at the 1970's. She was always trying to go retro, way before retro was cool. I say ban the things. Hang one of our fresheners up and you will not need to pinch the nose. Wash your feet! Some cheese stinks. If you must have stinky cheese, consider our olfactory solutions. Smells so good, you will be licking the wrapper. Feeling funky fresh and trying to keep the smell under control? You know what to do, just do it often! We love Pirate Kites on windy days Feel free to field assemble. No need to stay up all night getting ready, this one just needs a little attention. Taking gumby, and your cubicle to a whole new level. These things actually work and you will look tough as hell until its time to take it off and you are crying at the thought of a few arm hairs being pulled out. Do it quick, and have a pirate shot glass nearby so you can drink some thick Kool aid and act like its the real thing. Add some soap to the hot water in the tub to make a lot of foamy bubbles. jump in and float your devil duckie, then, when someone asks why the heck you have a devil duck in the bath tub say its the only way to keep the sea monster from breaching the surface. We are pirate gear, in the upper left hand corner of the screen. In the upper left hand corner of the screen. Yes, it's actuall THE Kevin Bruce Brown. Only believe half of what you know and none of what you hear. It really was a great name way back when. Now, its a little strange.